A husband and wife are sitting quietly in bed, when the wife looks over at him and asks a bold question. WIFE: “What would you do if I died? Would you get married again?”
HUSBAND: “Definitely not!” WIFE: “Why not – don’t you like being married?”
HUSBAND: “Of course I do.”
WIFE: “Then why wouldn’t you remarry?” HUSBAND: “Okay, I’d get married again.” WIFE: “You would?” (with a hurtful look on her face).
HUSBAND: (makes audible groan). WIFE: “Would you live in our house?” HUSBAND: “Sure, it’s a great house.” WIFE: “Would you sleep with her in our bed?” HUSBAND: “Where else would we sleep?”
WIFE: “Would you let her drive my car?” HUSBAND: “Probably, it is almost new.” WIFE: “Would you replace my pictures with hers?” HUSBAND: “That would seem like the proper thing to do.”
WIFE: “Would she use my golf clubs?” HUSBAND: “No, she’s left-handed.”