BEST DIVORCE LETTER EVER
My Dearest Wife,
I am penning down this letter to convey a decision that has weighed heavily on my heart. After 7 years of what I thought was a devoted partnership, I find myself at a crossroads. The recent two weeks have been nothing short of turmoil. The last straw was the call from your boss, revealing your abrupt resignation. It's with a heavy heart that I write this, but I believe it's time for us to part ways.
Reflecting on these past years, I have strived to be a good husband, pouring my efforts into our relationship. Regrettably, I feel our connection has diminished over time. The instances of late, including your indifference to my new haircut, my attempts to please you, and our waning intimacy, have made me question the foundation of our union. I can't ignore the feeling that something has changed between us, whether it's infidelity or a fading affection. With a heavy heart, I have come to the conclusion that it's best for us to go our separate ways.
Yours no more,
Your Former Husband