A woman with small b**bs
buys an old mirror from an antique shop,
and hangs it on her bathroom door.
The next morning, she playfully says,
“Mirror, mirror on my door, make my b**bs size 44!”
There in a flash of light,
her boobs grow to enormous proportions.
She immediately runs down to her husband,
and tells him the startling news…
They both go upstairs to the bathroom, and the husband crosses his fingers, and says,
“Mirror, mirror on my door, make my ponis touch the floor!”
There’s a flash of light, and both his legs fall off!
A lady went into a bar in Austin and saw a cowboy with his feet propped up on a table.
He had the biggest feet she’d ever seen.
The woman asked the cowboy if it’s true what they say about men with big feet.
The cowboy grinned and said, “Shore is, little lady!
Why don’t you come on out to the bunk house and let me prove it to you?”
The woman wanted to find out for herself, so she spent the night with him. The next morning she handed him a $100 bill.
Blushing, he said, “Well, thank ya Ma’am.
I’m real flattered.
Ain’t nobody ever paid me for mah services before.”
The woman replied,
“Don’t be flattered …take the money and buy yourself some boots that fit.”