Most of the time, we adults are not ready for the abrupt questions and sassy remarks kids like to share with everybody when you least expect it. Yes, they will embarrass you and may even make you cry, but let’s face it, they’re the funniest little philosophers ever and you can’t stay mad at them for long.
Here at Bright Side, we enjoy the unpolished golden nuggets children unload on us. And we want to share some of them with you.
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3. ’’My 2-year-old was scared to go into a room because ’bad Yoda was watching her.’ I was super weirded out. Turns out it’s just the backside of this toy.’’
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5. ’’My 6-year-old peeled his peas because he doesn’t like the skin.’’
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7. ’’I’m impressed by her commitment to an idea.’’
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10. ’’All the things my son has put down the air conditioning vent in the last 6 years’’
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13. ’’Attempting to cool down ’hot’ chips’’
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16. ’’The joys of children — she bit every single one.’’
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18. Now you know that coffee is hot enough to melt a crayon.
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20. ’’May I present ’Butterflies,’ a painting from my nieces made entirely with their butt cheeks. Lovely.’’
