Jacob, age 92, and Rebecca, age 89, are living in Florida and are all excited about their decision to get married.
They go for a stroll to discuss the wedding, and on the way they pass a drugstore.
Jacob suggests that they go in.
Jacob addresses the man behind the counter:
“Are you the owner”?
The Pharmacist answers, “Yes”.
Jacob: “We’re about to get married. Do you sell heart medication”?
Pharmacist: “Of course we do”.
Jacob: “How about medicine for circulation”?
Pharmacist: “All kinds”.
Jacob: “Medicine for rheumatism”?
Pharmacist: “Definitely”.
Jacob: “How about suppositories”?
Pharmacist: “You bet!”
Jacob: “Medicine for memory problems, arthritis and Alzheimer’s”?
Pharmacist: “Yes. a large variety; the works”.
Jacob: “What about vitamins, sleeping pills, Geritol, antidotes for Parkinson’s disease”?
Pharmacist: “Absolutely”.
Jacob: “Everything for heartburn and indigestion”?
Pharmacist: “We sure do”.
Jacob: “You sell wheelchairs and walkers and canes”?
Pharmacist: “All speeds and sizes”.
Jacob: ” Senior Citizen diapers?
Pharmacist: “Sure”.
Jacob: “We’d like to use this store for our Bridal Registry”.