An elderly couple decides to live it up a little and go to McDonald’s…
When they order the food, the old man divides the fries in half and splits the burger in two.
Some students see this and offer to buy some more food so that they can both eat a whole sandwich.
“No, no, that’s fine,” says the old man, “We share everything.”
So the old man starts eating his half-burger and his half-order of fries– but his wife is sitting there, not eating her share of the food.
One of the students notices this, and asks why she isn’t touching her food; was something wrong?
“Oh no, it’s fine,” replied the old woman.
“I’m just waiting for my turn with the dentures.”
The pair were also celebrating their 60th birthdays. During the celebration, a fairy godmother appeared and told them that because they had been such a lovely pair for so many years, she would grant them each one wish.
The wife said she wanted to travel around the world.
The fairy godmother waved her magic wand and BOOM! The wife had the tickets in her hand.
Then it was the husband’s turn. He paused for a moment, then said boldly, “Well, I’d like to have a wife 30 years younger than I.” The fairy godmother picked up her wand and BOOM! He was now 90.