A blonde cop stops a blonde driver and asks for her driver’s license. The driver searches her car and then asks, “What does it look like again?” The cop replies, “It’s the thing in your purse with your picture on it.”
“Oh yeah,” the driver says, takes out a compact mirror from her purse, and gives it to the cop. The cop looks in the mirror, hands it back, and says, “I’m sorry, ma’am.”
The blonde searches her car and asks, “What does it look like again?” The blonde cop says, “It’s the thing in your purse with your picture on it.”
The blonde driver says, “Oh yeah,” takes out a compact mirror, and gives it to the cop. The cop looks at it, hands it back, and says, “I’m sorry, ma’am. If I knew you were a cop, I wouldn’t have stopped you.”