On a sunny day, two men were drinking beer in a pub. One of them noticed another man who looked just like him. He said to his friend, “That guy looks like me! I’m going to talk to him.” So, he went over, tapped the man on the shoulder, and said, “Excuse me, sir.”
“But you look just like me!” The second man turned and said, “Yeah, I noticed. Where are you from?” “I’m from Brisbane,” the first man said. Surprised, the second man said, “Me too! What street do you live on?” “McCarthy Street.” The second man replied, “Me too! What number?” The first man said, “162.” The second man was shocked: “Me too! What are your parents’ names?” “Bruce and Shannon!” The second man was amazed and said, “Mine too! This is incredible!” They bought more drinks and kept talking. When the new bartender came in, he asked his colleague, “What’s new today?” The colleague replied, “Oh, not much. The Murphy twins are drunk again.”