Two men were waiting at a bus stop and struck up a conversation.
One of them started complaining about his family problems.
After listening for a while, the other man said,
“You think you have family problems? Let me tell you about mine…
A few years ago, I met a young widow with a grown-up daughter, and we got married.
Then, my dad married my stepdaughter.
That made my stepdaughter my stepmother, and my dad became my stepson-in-law. Also, my wife became the mother-in-law to her own father-in-law.
But it gets more complicated. My stepmother—who is my stepdaughter—had a son.
This boy is my half-brother because he’s my dad’s son, but he’s also my wife’s grandson.
That makes me the grandfather of my own half-brother!
It didn’t stop there. My wife and I later had a son.
So now, the half-sister of my son—my stepmother—is also his grandmother.
And my dad, who is his brother-in-law, is the stepbrother of my dad’s wife!”
The other man blinked, trying to process everything, before finally fainting from the confusion.
An elderly man traveling by plane was in urgent need of a restroom facility.
But each time he tried, it was occupied.
The flight attendant, aware of his predicament, suggested he use the attendant’s ladies room, but cautioned him not to press any of the buttons.
There next to the paper roll were four buttons marked: ‘WW’, ‘WA’, ‘PP’ and ‘ATR’.
Making the mistake so many men make of not listening to a woman, he disregarded what she said when his curiosity got the best of him.
He carefully pressed the WW button and immediately a gentle flush of Warm Water sprayed on his bare bottom.
He thought “Wow,these gals really have it nice.”
So a little more boldly he pressed the WA button and body temperature Warm Air blew across his wet bottom and dried it comfortably.
“Aha” he thought, “no wonder these women take so long in the bathroom with these kinds of services.”
So he pushed the next button PP with anticipation.
A soft disposable Powder Puff swung below him and dusted his bottom lightly with talc.
“Man, this is great,” he thought as he reach out for the ATR button.
When he awoke in the hospital, the morphine was just wearing off.
Confused, he buzzed the nurse to find out what happened.
He explained the last thing he remembered was intense pain in the ladies room on the plane.
The nurse explained,
“Yes, you must have been having a great time until you pushed the Automatic Tampon Removal button. By the way, your pen!s is under your pillow.”