A little girl approached her mother one day and said, “Mommy, while you were at work, a strange lady came over…”
Quickly cutting her off, Mommy replied, “Not now, let’s wait until Daddy gets home.”
When Daddy came home that evening, Mommy turned to her daughter and said, “Now, dear, what were you saying about Daddy and the strange lady?”
Daddy began to speak, but Mommy quickly interjected, “You keep quiet – I’ll be contacting my attorney in the morning. Go on, dear.”
The little girl continued, “Daddy told me to stay downstairs while they went upstairs, but I followed them without Daddy knowing. I saw them hugging and kissing at the top of the stairs.”
She went on, “Then they went into your bedroom and shut the door, but I snuck up and looked through the keyhole.”
“Clever girl,” Mommy replied, intrigued. “What did you see through the keyhole?”
The girl answered, “I saw them hugging and kissing some more, and then they started to take each other’s clothes off. They continued until they had nothing on, and then the lady got on the bed and Daddy got on top of her.”
Mommy, with a stern look, asked, “And then what happened?”
The little girl confidently replied, “Then they did what you and Uncle Jack did when Daddy was in Vancouver last year.”