A husband and wife were in the bathroom getting ready for work when the husband looked at his wife and said, “I want you!” He pushed her gently against the bathroom door, pulled down her underwear, and passionately made love to her.
He could tell he was doing well because she was screaming and moving more than ever before.
When he was done and started getting dressed, he noticed his wife still moving against the door. He said, “That was amazing, honey. I’ve never seen you move like that before. Did you hurt yourself?”
His wife responds, “No, I’ll be fine once I get the doorknob out of my behind.”