An old lady offers the bus driver some peanuts…

An old lady offers the bus driver some peanuts… so the driver happily munches them. Every 5 minutes she gives him a handful more peanuts… Driver: Why don’t you eat them yourself? Old lady: I can

An old lady offers the bus driver some peanuts… so the driver happily munches them.

 

Every 5 minutes she gives him a handful more peanuts…

 
 

Driver: Why don’t you eat them yourself?

 

Old lady: I can’t chew. Look, I have no teeth.

Driver: Then why do you buy them?

Old lady: “Oh, I just love the chocolates around them.”