In a courtroom twist worthy of a Netflix drama, a man accused of harassment tried to pull a fast one — and got roasted by the judge instead.
In what can only be described as a masterclass in bad decisions, a man who reportedly called a woman 195 times found himself in hot legal water this week — and made it boiling by lying about his connections in court.
According to court records and witnesses present, the defendant allegedly harassed a woman with relentless phone calls, texts, and voicemails, despite repeated requests for him to stop. But things escalated even further when he tried to scare her out of pressing charges by claiming he had powerful friends.
“Don’t bother suing,” he reportedly told her. “I know the judge and the prosecutor. Nothing’s gonna happen.”
Spoiler alert: He didn’t.
When the case hit court, the judge didn’t just shut him down — he publicly dragged him.
“Let me be very clear,” the judge said sternly, eyes locked on the defendant. “You do not know me. And after this, you’re not going to want to.”
Courtroom attendees said the temperature in the room dropped 20 degrees as the judge continued to scold the man for attempting to manipulate the legal system and intimidate the victim.
Even the prosecutor — the one the defendant claimed to “know” — chimed in with a dry, “Never met him in my life.”
The man now faces not only harassment charges, but potential additional legal consequences for attempting to interfere with judicial proceedings and mislead the court.
Social media has already picked up the case, with hashtags like #195CallsOfShame and #YouDontKnowTheJudgeBro gaining traction.
One commenter summed it up best:
“Imagine thinking you’re untouchable and getting humbled by a judge in front of a full courtroom. This is courtroom karma at its finest.”
The trial is ongoing, but one thing’s clear: bluffing in court is a bad idea — especially when your phone history has receipts.