Three bulls heard that a new bull was coming to their ranch.
The first bull said, “I’ve been here five years. I won’t give any of my 100 cows to the new bull.”
The second bull said, “I’ve been here three years. I earned my 50 cows, and I’m keeping them.”
The third bull said, “I’ve only been here one year, and you’ve only given me 10 cows. I may be smaller, but I’m keeping all of mine.”
Then a huge truck arrived carrying the biggest bull they had ever seen. He was extremely large and strong.
The first bull quickly changed his mind and said, “Maybe I can give him a few cows.”
The second bull also said, “I have too many cows anyway. I can share some. I don’t want trouble.”
But the third bull started scratching the ground, shaking his horns, and acting ready to fight.
The first bull told him, “Don’t be stupid. Just give him some of your cows so you can stay alive.”
The third asked, “Why is my name Daisy?”
The mom replied, “Because a daisy petal fell on your head when you were born.”
Then the last baby came and said something like, “Huh Ruh Buh Duh!”
The mom said, “Be quiet, Cinderblock!”