We always hear “the rules” from the female side. Now here are the rules from the male side.
These are our rules! Learn to work the toilet seat. You’re a big girl.
If it’s up, put it down. We need it up, you need it down. You don’t hear us bitching about you leaving it down.
Birthdays, Valentines, and Anniversaries are not quests to see if we can find the perfect present yet again!
Sometimes we are not thinking about you. Live with it. Saturday = sports. It’s like the full moon or the changing of the tides. Let it be.
Don’t cut your hair. Ever. Long hair is always more attractive than short hair.
One of the big reasons guys fear getting married is that married women always cut their hair, and by then you’re stuck with her.